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  1. lucidnee4:

    day 139 without sex: gagged on my toothbrush this morning and responded with “damn shawty ok”

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  1. onion-souls:

    lewisaur:

    wilhedivahater:

    theyarenotaboy:

    Put this in the MOMA

    a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

    wow

    It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

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  1. thediagonallie:

    when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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  1. oneman-wolfpackk:

    thother:

    kamgak:

    if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

    sending positivity to my mutuals 

    i put good luck magic all over this so whoever reads it is in for something great!!!

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  1. mommatoni:

    Some guy told me to me once that he visited my homeland. I was like “um….Phoenix?!”

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  1. allteenrelate:

    bansheemcr:

    moonhoney:

    moonhoney:

    by aimee

    i collected a hundred photos of hickey from various people over the course of three months. none of these hickeys belong to me. i borrowed moments that did not belong to me to recreate and memorialize the temporary.    

    if you would like to buy a hickey tattoo or a flash sheet (1st edition 40 copies), let me know. 

    i’m currently ripping all of these off my body because i have to do a presentation on my research project infront of a bunch of curators at a museum in 12 hours what hole have i dug myself into 

    i though the goal here was to look like a fire place hearth im so dead this is actually hickies

    Fireplace Woman

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  1. brown-like-beyonce:

    never forget

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